Month: November 2011

And the winner for weirdo patient goes to………….

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Elderly female in no apparent distress from whom I am taking a simple history.

‘Ma’am have you had any surgeries recently?’

Patient: ‘Well doc since my husband and I stopped having sex that weird pain has gone away’

‘What????’

The sex doc, the sex……????

Well you got me too kid……?????

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Patient comes in panicking and telling me that she overdosed herself today by taking one extra pill of her blood pressure meds.

I asked her to give me the name of her tablet………which she did not know…????

All vitals signs were stable, it was 2 am, she took the pill ‘sometime in the evening’ and forgot to come in earlier on………

I sent her home thinking next time take a ‘chill the hell out pill’ instead………