Patient: Yes doc this is my third pregnancy in 5 months. I have had two previous abortions.
Sleepydoc: Why aren’t you on birth control????
Patient: Because it can make me fat……
Sleepydoc: Ma’am as it is you are already morbidly obese (~300-350lbs). I suggest that you figure out what you want to do with your life and you need to be educated on birth control.