The Doctor: Doc, I decided to do a little gardening around 1am (yes 1am in the fricking morning), and I think I was bitten by a snake…..(DUH!!!!!)
Sleepy doc: Well Sir, did you actually see what bit you.
The Doctor: no I didn’t. but I am a sorta doctor myself, so I decided to get a kitchen knife and cut into the bite wound and release the poison. (pain didn’t go away 2 hours later….DUH!!!!!)
Sleepy Doc: what sort of doctor are you?
The Doctor: well I watch many medical shows……and I have read the first two chapters of that medicine book….I can’t recall the name though…..