Mr. One minute man: Doc, I seem to have a problem when I drink. Do you understand what I am talking about???
Sleepy Doc: Ummm…no. Please elaborate. (this was around 2 or 3am and I was exhausted)
Mr. One Minute man: Well when I drink, my girlfriend tells me that I cant satisfy her.
Sleepy Doc: Stop drinking!!!!!!
Mr. One Minute Man: I never thought of that…………
Patient apparently attempted to rob some people, they caught him in the act, beat him up and held him down until the police arrived. He then proceeded to charge the same people with assault and came to the hospital for his bruises to be documented…….
Needless to say I was mad!!!!