Men up to mischief….
About two nights ago, I had a 20 something year old man who had been shot in the abdomen. He was brought in with a 20 something year old lady who was covered in blood.
The blood was not hers, she had been giving him CPR. At the time, I assumed that young lady was his significant other. He was alert and refused to give us any specifics on why he was shot.
On closer inspection, the man was still wearing a condom.
Even better yet, his wife turned up and both herself and the young lady proceeded to have a very energetic fight in the ER. The wife was actually 5 months pregnant at the time.
Thus, at 3:30am in the morning, after a very long night, instead of two patients, I ended up with three….SMH.
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