Patient: I had a headache and took my blood pressure and it was really high.
Sleepy doc: Ok, what was the reading?
Sleepy doc: Well did you take any meds thus far?
Patient: nope, didn’t feel like taking meds for the week, I felt fine.
Sleepy doc: so what made you come in tonight, at 2am?
Patient: I figured I had a stroke doc.
Sleepy doc: oh, so you have a CT scan in your house also?