Sleepy doc: Sir, what seems to be the problem
Patient: I need a checkup. I drink a lot of alcohol daily and I think it is time for my full body checkup.
Sleepy doc: Sir, this is an ER. You do not have any specific complaints. If you want a checkup go to your family practitioner.
Patient: So you won’t give me a checkup??
Sleepy doc: No. I have one question though. Do you plan on decreasing your alcohol intake? You are in your 20’s.
Patient: no I don’t……