The Classic ‘Painseeker’……..
Patient: Sleepy doc, I am having back pain. I can barely get off of my bed to do anything.
Sleepy doc: Sir, from your records I noticed that you were discharged from the hospital like 30minutes ago. Didn’t they give a prescription for pain meds?
Patient: I need something stronger than those pain meds Sleepy doc.
Sleepy doc: I have no intention of changing you current prescription.
The patient walked off angrily, flipping me off and saying he was going to find another hospital……..