Patient clueless: Doc, I think that something is moving in my stomach
Sleepydoc: Well, when was your last menstrual cycle?
Patient clueless: I can’t recall.
Sleepydoc: Can you even recall the month?
Patient clueless: Nope.
Sleepydoc: Then we will need to do a pregnancy test. But from what I am observing here, you look about 5-6 months pregnant. We will need an ultrasound to be absolutely sure.
Patient clueless: ok doc.