First patient of the day……
Sleepydoc: Sir do you drink?
Patient: Well doc, that is my middle name.
Sleepydoc: Ahh yes…..
Second patient of the day……
Patient: Doc, my cathether is not working at all.
Sleepydoc: Well have you been emptying the bag?
Patient: Well the last time I emptied it was two weeks ago.
Sleepydoc: ahhh yes…..we will show you how to use your catheter again.