Patient: Doc, those are the most hideous shoes ever!!!!!
Sleepydoc: The most important thing about them is that they are really comfortable.
Patient: Well doc they are hideous. You need to make some time when you can go and shop.
Keep in mind, these conversations seem to only take place at 1-4am when I am exhausted. So I won’t be strutting around the hospital in heels at that hour…….no way.