Ummm….are you seriously telling me this.
SleepyDoc: So what brings you here today Sir?
Patient: Well doc my back is hurting me. While I was trying to get into my Suv I fell backward onto the grass.
SleepyDoc: have you had any liquor today…(I could smell it all over him)
Patient: Yes doc I have had some hard liquor and some beer…
It was only 1pm. He was drifting in and out of sleep, and slurring his words. Plus the nurses told me her is always here in the same drunkard state. AND he will walk out when he wakes up…..
Patient: oh SleepyDoc, I also forgot to mention that I fell out my Suv about a month ago…..I was also drinking then to.
…….UGH!!!!!
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