I had a young 18 year old female come to the ER about a week ago. I don’t know if she thought her mom had implanted bugs in the ER but her vague answers to my questions were hilarious.
Sleepydoc: So are you sexually active?
Patient: not much.
Sleepydoc: Do you use condoms when having sex?
Patient: Not usually.
Sleepydoc: Do you smoke cigarettes or marijuana?
Patient: Not often…..(She wouldn’t admit to which one).
Sleepydoc: Do you drink often?
Patient: Every other day doc, when I hang out with my friends……
Sleepydoc: Well how much do you drink?
…..I figured I might as well ask since this was the only question she answered.
Patient: til I pass out.