Patient: SleepyDoc I have a pain to my right hand.
Sleepydoc: Ok well what sort of trauma may have occurred to your hand recently.
Patient: Well my dogwalker was sick and I had to actually take my dog out. And my hand started hurting afterwards becaue I also had to keep picking up dog poop.
Sleepydoc: Sir I can see how difficult an experience it could be for you to have to do all of this. Here are some pain meds (and a swift kick in the behind)……..